Hello there!
You may have already seen me in some of the photos on this blog,
but it was about time that I present myself and my adoptive home properly.
My name is Elvis, even though my female servant likes to call me Kisu (God knows why...) and my male servant calls me Kissou (even worse!). I am a 3-year old male cat and - even if I say it myself - I'm just simply gorgeous. Just look at my shiny black fur and my big, big yellow eyes. Irresistible...
Gosh! My female servant cannot even take proper pictures. Well, you can see it anyway, I've got some serious charm and this is my kingdom.
The grey couch and the stripey arm chair are my favourite places. They're soft and comfortable and also great for stretching and sharpening my nails. I'm often interrupted by my servants though, so I never get the job really finished. The female servant in particular keeps telling me some bla bla about a scratching tree. Clearly she hasn't realized that I'm much more clever than that. If I'm hungry or I want to play or go outside, there's no better way to catch my servants' attention than to give their precious sofa a scratch or two!
If need be, I can also look very cute and adorable and oh-so-innocent:
"I only did it because you didn't notice me..."
And I can purr, oh yes indeed, I can purr magnificently and I do purr a lot.
I'm told I sound like a coffee machine.
It works like a charm every time - they're like putty in my hands!
When I want to play, I go and hide under the table and wait for my servants to start the game. Nothing can escape from me!
Besides playing with my toys, my favourite activities are sleeping...
...and eating. I am a bit gourmand, as they say in French, meaning I like good food. Especially the food my female servant eats, although for some reason she seems to think that she's got a monopoly over good stuff and that I should stick to cat food.
I often have to take the matter into my own paws in order to get served. Such a disgrace! Fortunately I have an excellent hearing and I'm fast - whenever the fridge door opens, I'm there in no time!
That's all for now, folks. The sun is setting - it's time to start my show!
See you around!
Meow!
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